My Meaningless Existence

2Pac:: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.

Jay-Z:: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.

Kanye West:: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.

Mos Def:: When the average minimum wage is $5.15, you best believe you gotta find a new grind to get cream. The white unemployment rate, is nearly more than triple for black so frontliners got they gun in your back. Bubblin crack, jewel theft and robbery to combat poverty and end up in the global jail economy. Stiffer stipulations attached to each sentence. Budget cutbacks but increased police presence. And even if you get out of prison still livin join the other five million under state supervision. This is business, no faces just lines and statistics from your phone, your zip code, to S-S-I digits. The system break man child and women into figures. Two columns for who is, and who ain't niggaz. Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics

Lupe Fiasco:: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you see’s a bunch of “what the fucks”. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful. And I believe in the people.

Lawyer:: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

Witness:: "I only have one, you know."

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Lawyer:: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"

Witness:: "By death."

Lawyer:: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

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Accused, Defending His Own Case:: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

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Lawyer:: "What is your date of birth?"

Witness:: "July 15th."

Lawyer:: "What year?"

Witness:: "Every year."

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Lawyer:: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"

Witness:: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

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Lawyer:: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"

Witness:: "No. He was wearing a mask."

Lawyer:: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

Witness:: "Er...his face."

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Lawyer:: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"

Witness:: "Yes."

Lawyer:: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"

Witness:: "I forget."

Lawyer:: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

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Lawyer:: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

Witness:: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

Lawyer:: "How long has he lived with you?"

Witness:: "Forty-five years."

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Lawyer:: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"

Witness:: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer:: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness:: "My name is Susan."

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Lawyer:: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness:: "No."

Lawyer:: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness:: "No."

Lawyer:: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness:: "No."

Lawyer:: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness:: "No."

Lawyer:: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness:: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer:: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness:: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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Lawyer:: "What happened then?"

Witness:: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"

Lawyer:: "Did he kill you?"

Witness:: "No."

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Lawyer:: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"

Witness:: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

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Lawyer:: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

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Lawyer:: "So you were gone until you returned?"

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Lawyer:: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

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Lawyer:: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

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Witness:: "He was about medium height and had a beard."

Lawyer:: "Was this a male or a female?"

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Lawyer:: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."

Witness:: "That's me."

Lawyer:: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

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Lawyer:: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

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Lawyer:: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"

Witness:: "I'll be three months on November 8."

Lawyer:: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"

Witness:: "Yes."

Lawyer:: "What were you doing at that time?"

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Lawyer:: "She had three children, right?"

Witness:: "Yes."

Lawyer:: "How many were boys?"

Witness:: "None."

Lawyer:: "Were there girls?"

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Lawyer:: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"

Witness:: "Yes."

Lawyer:: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

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Lawyer:: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"

Witness:: "Borofkin."

Lawyer:: "What's his first name?"

Witness:: "I can't remember."

Lawyer:: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"

Witness:: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"

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Lawyer:: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"

Witness:: "I refuse to answer that question.

Lawyer:: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"

Witness:: "I refuse to answer that question.

Lawyer:: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"

Witness:: "No."

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Lawyer:: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"

Witness:: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

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Lawyer:: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"

Witness:: "Yes sir."

Lawyer:: "Before or after he died?"

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Lawyer:: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"

Other Lawyer:: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

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Lawyer:: "And what did he do then?"

Witness:: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."

Lawyer:: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

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Lawyer:: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"

Witness:: "I could see his head."

Lawyer:: "And where was his head?"

Witness:: "Just above his shoulders."

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Lawyer:: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"

Witness:: "The victim lived."